Thursday, May 17, 2018
HOW TO WRITE MINIMALIST REVIEWS
One thing you can do if you want to support writers is review their work. Some of you are intimidated by it, but we realize that you aren't professional writers. We don't need masterworks of literary criticism on Amazon and Goodreads, or even Facebook and Twitter. We need help spreading the word.
My advice is to go minimalist.
And minimalist may sound highfaluting, but it's just a way of saying keep it short and simple. And it doesn't have to be long. One liners are okay!
My novel Smoking Mirror Blues got a five-star (see, you don't even have to use words) masterpiece of this genre.
D.S. White simply quoted from the book:
She was supposed to be some kind of neomythical recombocultural chimera. Real sumato, as all the recombozos and recombozoettes say.
"Classic Hogan has returned!"
Yes, it can be that easy. And fun, too.
Bad reviews, often done by malicious folks who want to drag down your ratings are often minimalist. My books have gotten “Save your money,” and “Terrible.” But they can be countered by more minimalist positive reviews.
Get creative. Use emojis if you want.
So, review away!
Right now I could use some for the new edition of Smoking Mirror Blues and my wife's Medusa Uploaded is just out.
It's a way to make writers happy.
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